"If you're reading this manual you have just purchased, borrowed, rented, leased, stolen, or otherwise acquired the Pulp-O-Mizer, the world's most advanced customizable pulp magazine cover generator. Cornelius Zappencackler, inventor of the PULP-O-MIZER. The advanced Pulp-O-Mizing technology behind this remarkable machine has been developed in the Derange-O-Lab of Professor Cornelius Zappencackler, inventor of the highly regarded Pulp Sci Fi Title-O-Tron, the Reciprocating Orbital Hedge Trimmer, the Absolutely Unstoppable Bog Stomper, and other devices too numerous or controversial for us to describe here."
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